Don't taze me Bro!!!

Mom and Dad took me to the doctor again. I had to take some stress test today. Thanks to Mom staying up so late last night I slept during most of my test. I practiced hard too, last night I practiced my punches and kicks for several hours. Here's the bad news......because I was sleeping during my test they woke me up with this loud buzzing alarm. Mom calls the buzzer a baby Tazer! I shouted don't taze me bro! They didn't listen. But I showed that alarm, I kicked it with all my strength. That'll show them! And since I was up I figured I better do their little test before they tazed, I mean buzzed, me again.
After that test they took me to another doctor, I don't know what the big deal is. At the doctor they told Mom and Dad that they aren't going to evict me in a couple of weeks. Instead they told Mom that they would wait till I was 39 weeks old. Ha! That's if I don't decide to come earlier, they can't tell me what to do! Just leave me alone, I'll come out when I'm good and ready. Thank you very much. It's cozy in here but I sure look forward to meeting Mom and Dad and I know they are excited about meeting me. I guess I'll just keep all you guys guessing!

Ready or not...

Hello family and friends! My Mom just got news that they might evict me in a few weeks. That's fine because I was planning on moving out soon anyway, this place is getting cramped!

My Mom is doing good. I think she and Dad are getting really excited about meeting me. They are constantly talking about it, getting stuff ready, reading books, exercising and all kinds of stuff. They are so sweet, especially Mom. In fact my Mom is so sweet that the doctors make her take a shot every night. Ouch!!! They say that she is too sweet. I didn't know that was possible but, she takes the shots anyway because she loves me. Dad put my car seat in the other day. I didn't think that it was a big deal but they sure did. They even went for for a test ride just to see what it would be like to ride around with a car seat in the car. Hah! Like that tests anything. Wait till I'm there and get to stretching my lungs out while Dad's trying to drive. They ain't seen nothing yet.

Anyway, that's the news from here. The doctors say that I already weigh 6lbs. 9oz. They are going to check again January 13th and if I weigh too much they are going to give my Mom a shot to start her labor. We'll see. One way or another I'll be here soon. Keep checking here for the latest news and pictures. I'll try to keep everything posted here. I'll see all you guys soon!

Love
Noah